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11 Апр 2024, 14:07

Так случилось, что я рожала прямо в коридоре роддома, не успели довезти. На следующее утро медсестра решила меня успокоить и рассказала историю, мол, это ещё ничего, вот два года назад у нас женщина вообще родила ещё на стоянке. А я слушала и молчала. Не говорить же, что это тоже я была.
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15 Апр 2024, 14:14
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Так случилось, что я рожала прямо в коридоре роддома, не успели довезти. На следующее утро медсестра решила меня успокоить и рассказала историю, мол, это ещё ничего, вот два года назад у нас женщина вообще родила ещё на стоянке. А я слушала и молчала. Не говорить же, что это тоже я была.